beefsac 

A disproportionately large group of muscles on the body. Usually grotesque. Imagine a lumpy, laundry bag of meat in human form; that's a beefsac.
Can also be spelled 'beefsack'

That dude from Ghost Adventures is a beefsac.

beefsac by Wausomeness October 12, 2012

beersacre 

When drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How was everything while I was in Yellowdog Park?

Housesitter: Actually, not good. I gotta tell you the truth...there was a beersacre.

Homeowner: A beersacre?

Housesitter: Yeah, it's basically when drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How delightfully articulate!

beersacre by HotNurse2000 December 23, 2011

beefsall 

when you don't want anyone to know that you are referring to adderall. predictive text on most cells shows beefsall instead of adderall!

comment on myspace..

"OMG.. I'm low on beefsall! HELP!

beefsall by pocrunkhic August 4, 2008

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

Beeface by herrohifive April 12, 2009

beersack 

Recently invented because of the world's most amusing last name during a discussion about how stupid little sad emo/scene teenagers look.

A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:

- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.

- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.

- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.

WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.

"Dude, I am not hanging out with Brad this weekend."
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'

beersack by wamberlamps May 2, 2015

Beefface 

Someone with a uncommonly large meaty face - the opposite of a pinhead

He is such a beefface look how massive and meaty his head is , he should cut back on the smedders

Beefface by The smedders wrestler June 15, 2018