beef cutains 

Found down below in a female aka protruding from the vage

It is another name for the cunt falps, pish flaps, labia lips, gammon flaps, beef drapes etc

Shut your beef cutains ya slapper!

beef cutains by the anderons May 20, 2008

Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.

I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.

Iron Beef Curtains by 3rd Party October 17, 2009

Beef Curtains 

the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!

Beef Curtains by peopleareidiots April 22, 2011

beef curtains 

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.

"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"

beef curtains by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013

greasy beef curtains 

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

greasy beef curtains by swebb January 21, 2004

Corn Beef Curtains 

The labia of the vagina

"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"

Corn Beef Curtains by Oh What April 21, 2008

bbq beef curtains 

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

bbq beef curtains by Stampy June 21, 2004