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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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