bedling

“bedling”-

When someone fondles you in bed

he was bedling me in my sleep last night

by bichtits November 13, 2020

bunk-bedding

After intense sex and finishing, most likely doggie style; the top partner falls asleep without pulling out.

Last night, we were so drunk, we ended up bunk-bedding.

by JessicaWhitePass August 11, 2014

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.

Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling

by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

Liberty-Belling

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.

I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.

by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013