Bed Bugs
If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite
Bed Bugs by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009
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it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?
for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
bed bugs by DICK BLANCO March 2, 2004
Bed Bugs
Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Bed bugs
Adjective
-A level of repulsive that can only be compared to a filthy little critter that destroys homes and ruins lives .
-Ratchet to an infinite degree.
-To look, smell, act or exist in an out of pocket manner
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-A level of repulsive that can only be compared to a filthy little critter that destroys homes and ruins lives .
-Ratchet to an infinite degree.
-To look, smell, act or exist in an out of pocket manner
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Bed bugs text
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Bed bugs text by nolandc September 12, 2019