bed bugs

it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?
for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
by DICK BLANCO March 03, 2004
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Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 06, 2005
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Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.
I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.
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A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
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Bed Bug

An annoying person who gets under your skin..
I got into an argument with my boyfriend, he was was being a real douche bag, , he was so annoying, he has a way of getting under my skin...he was being a real bed bug...
by jaimdon March 17, 2018
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strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer
That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything
by Ismoke420 February 02, 2014
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Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.
Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.
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