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Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.

bettendorf middle school

40% rich whites, 18% black, 2% rich blacks, 30% white trash/others that try to act bhad, 10% asians. some go to church, others vape and some suck dick on the daily. most dont wear deoderant.
"bro last night this bitch at the fb from bettendorf middle school asked to take a pic. she smelled like assss. ofc i still had to get that good slop top but she said she couldnt stay the night cuz she had church the next day."

Beckendorff Junior High 

the worst fucking school ever literally don’t go to that school everyone in it sucks ass
“Oh you go to Beckendorff Junior High? ur a stupid little asswipe!”
Beckendorff Junior High by borgdorg September 18, 2021

zeckendorf

The substance remaining after a wad of jiz is mixed with sand and breadcrumbs.
"My mom made zeckendorf for Thanksgiving."
"The children passed a ball of zeckendorf in the playground."
zeckendorf by RJTF November 20, 2006

Oktavia von Seckendorff 

The witch form of Sayaka Miki, a character from Madoka Magica.
"The mermaid witch; it is in her nature to fall in love. Looking for the feeling that moved her so long ago, she moves with the entire concert hall. Her fortune only turns under the weight of memories and no longer moves toward the future. Nothing will reach her any longer. She will come to know nothing more. She simply allows no one to disturb her minions' playing."
"I heard you finished Madoka, what was your favorite witch?"
"Oktavia von Seckendorff."
Oktavia von Seckendorff by Maykr January 22, 2021

Beckendorff 

Home to 800,000,000 indians and asians that are to dumb to compete in their own Seience Olympiad so they come to America to show dominance.
Man your too dumb go to beckendorff
Beckendorff by Yehsgs April 20, 2017
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