beccapoo

my crush, beccapoo, is the most handsome person you've ever seen. they're very funny, hot, and they have the nicest head of hair. their hair is so hairy it gives my coochie a boner. from the moment i laid eyes on them, i knew i would love them for eternity <3 they're everything to me and they make me so happy. when i'm sad they comfort me and unsaden me. if you see this beccapoo, thank you for everything!! also marry me ill satisfy you in every way thanks bye

beccapoo is the loml

beccapoo by mqrra can die tbh April 5, 2021

Beccaboo 

A Beccaboo is a beautiful creature native to California and has been spotted in some parts of Illinois.

Beccaboo are mostly hairless critters but they do have hair on their heads and are often mistaken for a beautiful woman.

Beccaboo's can make great house pet's once tamed however a wild Beccaboo is extremely dangerous and should not be handled or even approached by anyone that has not had the proper training.

I have a trained Beccaboo at home she is a really sweet pet.

Beccaboo by Firemyers November 16, 2016

BeccaBoo 

A BeccaBoo is the most precious thing a person could own. Once you grab hold of her, don't let go. A BeccaBoo is an amazing friend. Always by your side, a BeccaBoo remains loyal through thick and thin. She has this weird sense of humor that can rub off on anyone. She laughs at almost anything and always has a beautiful smile on her face. She has curly dirty-blonde hair &this awkward left eye that drifts to the side when she's tired. She's a little slow - like, she stares at your mouth when you talk soo that its easier for her to process what you're saying. A BeccaBoo also has no mom. But do not feel bad, for her optimism forces her to see that she saves money on mothers day while all you motherfuckers are spending yours. A BeccaBoo has so many friends because she genuinely cares about people. Especially, if you care about her. You can go 101 days without talking to her, and when you finally do, its like you pick up where you left off. But don't let her friendly personality fool you. A BeccaBoo will cuss you the fuck out &tell you how it is if she feels disrespected. All who have encountered a BeccaBoo, have never regretted the experience with her. She's a lifelong friend, and she's an amazing sister. BeccaBoos can take away any kind of pain just by their hugs. Theyre amazing listeners &always provide a shoulder to lean on. You will always love a BeccaBoo. A BeccaBoo will always have a MarieBear that loves her &appreciates having her as a friend.

I didn't know who else to talk to, so I called my BeccaBoo because I know she would help.

BeccaBoo by MarieBear August 14, 2011