beat te

How Latin people beat other latins up

Latin dud:I’m gonna beat te you you better get yo ass of my car
Latin man: f*ck off idiot
Latin dud:shut the shit up you ass shit get outta here or imma beat te

beat te by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021

Beat Test 

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.

Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.

Beat Test by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014

Beat Teepee

The formation made by a kleenex or sock that has been used to clean-up male ejaculate and left to dry.

The cleaner quickly vacummed and tried to forget about the beat teepee that has been forgotten underneath the bed.

Beat Teepee by El Tuco April 19, 2009

Beat Text 

According to the beat text guide, a beat text is ANY message sent after the hour of 12 midnight to the opposite sex. It may encompass such phrases as "Hey, what are you doin", Are you up", or can even go as bold as to say" What are you wearing"( That should only be used for someone you know is :
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.

It's 12:30 and I'm horny. I think I'll send ol girl a beat text and see if I can get some.

Beat Text by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? by cee css June 15, 2017

two fives beat a ten 

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.

Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."

two fives beat a ten by Skip in DE January 7, 2007

beat behind tescos 

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

beat behind tescos by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017