beat me off 

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

beat me off by Kern May 17, 2016

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! by eda-skip November 24, 2021