Beards ago 

Descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards.

Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago

Beards ago by bluejay19986 November 21, 2010

Beardwagon 

When someone starts to grow a beard upon witnessing others around growing them. Commonly seen around movember/no-shave-november.

Look he's growing a beard too, looks like someone jumped on the beardwagon.

Beardwagon by reaperslay January 6, 2015