A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.

Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.

beardie by caido_souls May 1, 2014

Beardie

A dude with a beard

Guy 1: Look at that beardie over there
Guy 2: Oh yeah. Sick chin curtain!

Beardie by buttluncher February 27, 2009

Beardie

The act of receiving oral pleasure from a bearded man

Hey how about you climb up here for a beardie

Beardie by Goddess and the slaveboy February 20, 2021

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

beardsexy

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026