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beardho

A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.
Alison is SUCH a beardho!
by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017
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Beardson's Law

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.
I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?
by urban groyper August 29, 2022
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Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.
You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!
by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013
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beardo

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
by el kevo May 15, 2005
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Beardsome

Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.
Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.

Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?


Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.
by Beardsome April 10, 2009
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Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
by ieatkidz May 19, 2015
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Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022
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