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Beardhood 

The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.

The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man

Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation

Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Beardhood by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
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Bearwood College 

John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.

Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
Used to be the Royal Merchant Navy School now is Bearwood College

Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.
"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."
Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009

bearwood college 

this is a poor excuse for a private school. it is a the bigest peice of poo i have ever seen in my life. mr ryle walks round with his almost skin head thinkin he owns the place. this skool is full of cheese!
bearwood college by Anonymous November 5, 2003
A married woman that sleeps around.
Never give up your hommies for a bedhood.
bedhood by fingerz3 July 6, 2009
A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.
Alison is SUCH a beardho!
beardho by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017

Beerhood 

A strong sense of pride in one’s ability to consume large quantities of beer
"I bet you $5 that you can't consume that entire case of beer."
"Are you questioning my beerhood?"
Beerhood by WSUGodess May 21, 2010