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Beardhood 

The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.

The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man

Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation

Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Beardhood by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
Words you can keep

Bearwood College 

John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.

Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
Used to be the Royal Merchant Navy School now is Bearwood College

Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.
"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."
Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009

bearwood college 

this is a poor excuse for a private school. it is a the bigest peice of poo i have ever seen in my life. mr ryle walks round with his almost skin head thinkin he owns the place. this skool is full of cheese!
bearwood college by Anonymous November 5, 2003
A married woman that sleeps around.
Never give up your hommies for a bedhood.
bedhood by fingerz3 July 6, 2009
A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.
Alison is SUCH a beardho!
beardho by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017

Beerhood 

A strong sense of pride in ones ability to consume large quantities of beer
"I bet you $5 that you can't consume that entire case of beer."
"Are you questioning my beerhood?"
Beerhood by WSUGodess May 21, 2010
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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