beardfire 

A slang term for confusion or a state of existential crisis (e.g. quarter life crisis), akin to the Indonesian phrase "kebakaran janggut". It describes moments of intense questioning about life choices, direction, or identity.

After changing careers for the third time this year, I’m definitely experiencing some serious beardfire about where my life is headed.

beardfire by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

beardier 

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

beardier by dirt lifter July 22, 2009

beardfish 

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

beardfish by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

beardies bath 

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.

My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!

beardies bath by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Beardie 

Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.

Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!

Beardie by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardies 

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)

How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!

beardies by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

beardcore 

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

beardcore by jon_sparky March 28, 2009