Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017