bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

by 6piece December 19, 2007

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 03, 2004

bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

bearded clam

pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

by Louis June 18, 2003

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 09, 2002