bearded betty Share definition Flag The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty. bearded betty by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the bearded betty mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch