by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011
A term used to describe the offspring of a beaner (mexican). If the baby mexican is not killed in a gang related shooting he may one day grow up to be a full fledged "beaner" and pick tomatoes too, and maybe even end up carjacking you at gunpoint sometime.
Damn Bean sprouts keep asking me for spare change, thay should all be deported to wherever the hell they swam here from!
by BMF1992 May 06, 2009
/ been-sprōut /
pronoun
1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.
2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.
pronoun
1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.
2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.
"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."
"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."
"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."
by AntonymsHater September 02, 2013
Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".
Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."
Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."
Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"
Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."
Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."
by bohdave September 06, 2007
The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
by Epicman73 September 12, 2023
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019