1 definition by BeefyCarrot
When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011