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To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules
My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..
Beagled by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003
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I'm totally beagled
Beagled by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010
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Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.
Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"
Beagled by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014
One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome
Beagled by Aratos August 23, 2003
One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome
Beagled by Aratos August 23, 2003
To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.
Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?
Bealed by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Sad Beagle 

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.
" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."
Sad Beagle by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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