Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010

Beagled

Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.

Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"

by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014

Beagled

One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

Beagled

One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

Bealed

To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.

Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?

by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017