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beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.
Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!
beach bitch by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

Laguna Beach Bitch 

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,
"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

Back to the beach Bitch

The action of death in rust, resulting in the return to the beach naked with a rock and torch

Beach? Bitch. 

an exchange of words that occured between Kim Taehyung and Park Jimin regarding how similar both words sound.
this expression is widely used by no-jams and ARMYs who are nostalgic and miss 2013-2014.
Jimin: Beach!
Taehyung: ... Bitch?
No-jams on a daily basis: Beach? Bitch.
Beach? Bitch. by jinspotato July 10, 2018

Beach, beach, bitch 

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.

Bench Bitch 

The person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. Is assigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. Hench "bitch" A new Bench Bitch is assigned every week after every person lifts their max. The person with the lowest max is the new Bench Bitch.

Other names for Bench Bitch:

Bar Sucker
Weight wash-out
Tony: Alright guys it's Monday you know what that means.

Everyone: groans
Tony: Suck it up pussies, Carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
Tony: ok guys Max is officially the new Bench Bitch for this week.
Max: Shit
Carl: Go get me a fucking Gatorade
Bench Bitch by DaWizard April 15, 2013