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Dat bitch has the best tasting personality. She’s bananas and LOVES her bananas. Really knows how to work them. Be prepared, if you’re not ready for it she’ll fuck you up and take you to a whole other planet. All said, she’ll get you high. Girl can work the twerk. I mean for the 99 and the 2000! She’s sweet but she’s a killa so don’t push her.
Swallow what Bayonia gives you, that shits B.A.N.A.N.A.S.
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Dat bitch has the best tasting personality. She’s bananas and LOVES her bananas. Really knows how to work them. Be prepared, if you’re not ready for it she’ll fuck you up and take you to a whole other planet. All said, she’ll get you high. Girl can work the twerk. I mean for the 99 and the 2000! She’s sweet but she’s a killa so don’t push her.
Swallow what Bayonia gives you, that shits bananas
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