batting off

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I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

Go bat off a dog

what u say to someone who just got angry or asked u to do somthing u dont want to do.
2.can be replaced by settle down.

1.
Angry person: WHY THE FUCK ARE U STILL HERE!!?

You: Go bat off a dog
2.
why dont u just go bat off a dog
why dont u just settle down

by Talon May 31, 2004