by Cakethedog June 5, 2018
Get the BatKin mug.Batkin is a word that has hewbrew and slavic origins. The prefix "bat" comes from the old hewbrew word for village, and the suffix "kin" represents old slavic for perversion. So when combined, the word literally means village perversion. It has evolved through time, and in modern context Batkin, is a word that describes many things. This word can be changed to describe bliss, imprudence, foolishness, hatred, humor, sincere character along with numerous other things.
Here are some examples:
“That was batkin like” –meaning a stupid action
“Oh wait you are not batkin” – a joke used to point out that the individual is not stupid after all
“It has a Batkinnesque feel to it” – A feeling of superior stupidity
“Batkinism” – the theory of idiocy
“That was batkin like” –meaning a stupid action
“Oh wait you are not batkin” – a joke used to point out that the individual is not stupid after all
“It has a Batkinnesque feel to it” – A feeling of superior stupidity
“Batkinism” – the theory of idiocy
by Michael F to the V January 10, 2005
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An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
by Charitable Disguise January 25, 2020
Get the Cave Bathing mug.When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)
by Flxsh September 4, 2021
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Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.
To masturbate or jerk off
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.
To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!
by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020
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A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
Get the Battinson mug.Carl: Yo have you seen Zach today?
Eric: Naw, I heard he's in the cut swagger baskin.
Carl: Word, I wish I had swagger like that nigga.
Eric: Naw, I heard he's in the cut swagger baskin.
Carl: Word, I wish I had swagger like that nigga.
by Zach Hitsitraw October 23, 2011
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