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bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.
Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!
by HardGay! October 29, 2009
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bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.
"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.
by Sammar101 January 18, 2008
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Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.
Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.
by babymikey27 April 20, 2015
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bathroom staller

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.

Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*

guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011
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