bat smack Share definition Flag 1. When a bat is used to smack a n00b across the face, or other body part. Usually done in Role Playing conditions. Matthew Warren is the official bat smack of the Dugtrio17 forums! bat smack by DangerousTacos July 5, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the bat smack mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch