baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by Captain Sex Offendor October 27, 2007

The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.

jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast

by Dave January 06, 2005

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 05, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 06, 2005

BAST

Short for Bastard

Ben, you sneaky bast.

by b ass t September 01, 2003

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 24, 2006

Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

by lil pga pro 1 March 28, 2009