bastard shit 

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

bastard shit by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

bastard shit 

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

bastard shit by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

shit bastard 

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas

"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"

shit bastard by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

chicken shit bastard 

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.

50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.

chicken shit bastard by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

dumb shit bastard 

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.

That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.

dumb shit bastard by TartarSauce January 5, 2015

Shit Bastard 

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.

"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"

Shit Bastard by brett August 24, 2004

Shit Bastard 

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere

'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'

Shit Bastard by samthepro September 26, 2007