bastard shit
A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
bastard shit by dadofreggie October 19, 2015
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bastard shit
bastard shit by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022
shit bastard
Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas
shit bastard by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005
chicken shit bastard
Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
chicken shit bastard by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
dumb shit bastard
A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.
dumb shit bastard by TartarSauce January 5, 2015
Shit Bastard
Shit Bastard by brett August 24, 2004
Shit Bastard
Shit Bastard by samthepro September 26, 2007
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