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Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.
I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!
Bastard cunt by Darren.G October 7, 2006
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cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.
cunt bastard by nelch December 2, 2011

cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say
When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.
cunt bastard by MstuO March 14, 2009

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.
Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick 

you stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

cunting in the bastard 

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient
If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.
cunting in the bastard by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard 

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
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