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Bestfrand 

Best-Friends-And - Like "Friends with benefits": Two close unattached friends of the opposite sex who sometimes get together for hot steamy casual sex...
Joe says to his friend Gary of his close female friend Lauren: My Bestfrand and I hooked up last night.... she's so hot; or - I want to hook up with my bestfrand Lauren
Bestfrand by JLo110560 September 30, 2010

My bestfrand alex.

Oh god, what a girl. means the world to most people, especially me. One of those 1 in 100000000000 girls in the world. if you ever met one, she will most likely have the biggest impact on your life. She doesnt believe everything people say about her, myself included. She wont ever realize what she means to me because of some fake guy's impact on her. The kind of girl you could spend days with, and never get bored with. The girl who you wish would realize your telling the truth, and that she would forgive you and give you a chance. But you know she wont, but you cant stop trying. And you want to forget about her, but you cant, because shes always the center of your head. The kind of girl you cant wait to see everyday, so your day can be better. the girl you picture yourself with. And she thinks your a dick, that you say this to every girl. but, in total truth, i have never, in my intire fucking life, been more serious. and more sorry. you dont need to forgive me, just know i have never been more honest.
I just remebered, i love My bestfrand alex.
My bestfrand alex. by Minshull October 14, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012