basketball guy

Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap

he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy

basketball guy by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015

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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

obnoxious basketball guy by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

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white guy to basketball ratio

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.

Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.

white guy to basketball ratio by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009

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baseball guy

The hottest sport for a guy. All girls will look at them and drool🤤🤤

Dang u see that guy over there? He must be a baseball guy

baseball guy by Abbyma April 14, 2019

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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