basketball guy

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Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap

he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy

basketball guy by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015

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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

obnoxious basketball guy by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

white guy to basketball ratio

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.

Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.

white guy to basketball ratio by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009

baseball guy

The hottest sport for a guy. All girls will look at them and drool🤤🤤

Dang u see that guy over there? He must be a baseball guy

baseball guy by Abbyma April 14, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026