basketball guy

Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap

he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy

basketball guy by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015

obnoxious basketball guy 

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

obnoxious basketball guy by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

white guy to basketball ratio 

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.

Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.

white guy to basketball ratio by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009

baseball guy 

The hottest sport for a guy. All girls will look at them and drool🤤🤤

Dang u see that guy over there? He must be a baseball guy

baseball guy by Abbyma April 14, 2019