basicgram 

The Instagram of a basic teenage girl; usually white and middle class. Their posts consists of “missing summer” bikini shots, her making an ackward pose with a pumpkin, her at that one football game to show she has “spirit”, a vacation pic, a pic from the city she’s in the nearest vicinity of, pics from a party where her and her “bffs” are wearing different versions of the same Urban Outfitters bralette and of course, the occasional selfie. Defined by their overused captions and highly edited pictures, the basicgrams will do anything for likes. Frases like LMP! Or LMR! are used to attract users to their newest update on their basic journey. Most basicgram accounts have over a thousand followers yet they’re still private to keep out “stalkers”. Their pictures need to get at least 200 likes, 30 comments and follow a highly-specific aesthetic. A lot of these basicgrams stick to this aesthetic so much they will *gasp* not post a picture if it doesn’t fit. Basicgrams usually post with the same five people yet tag twenty. However, they will brake this if they meet someone famous or talk to someone more popular. Also, they will take 1000 shots of the almost-same photo just so they look perfect and call it “candid”. Remember, anything for the likessss!

Person 1: “OMIGOD did you see Tina’s new insta posts she looks so pretty and it almost has 300 likes!”
Person 2: “yeah, her account is turning more into a basicgram eveytime she posts”

basicgram by A sad memester November 11, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007