Basely 

So ugly that your parents do not even want to look at you, so you must stay in the basement your whole life. Basely is a step above homely on the ugly scale. No one can be uglier than a basely person. If you are basely you sometimes have suicidal tendencies, but you are often also dumb enough to find the right tools to kill yourself. In a nut shell your as ugly as shit left on a baboon's hairy asshole.

-Damn that girl is ugly

-N'aw that girl basely!!

Basely by the.true.t.jones July 17, 2011

basely 

Loosely based. May be used when referring to a book or film.

Jack Kerouac’s characters are basely on his close friends.

basely by Brad Adams October 14, 2004

Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience 

This catchphrase was popularized by YouTuber/Comedian/God, Ryan George, in his series called "Pitch Meeting" featured in the YouTube channel named, "Screen Rant", (he also has his own channel, but rarely references it there.) Ryan also stated in the 100th bonus episode of Pitch Meetings that it was inspired from an old Italian phrase called, "superezbenelenocoveni."

Ryan: Hey, do you think it's gonna be hard to think of an example for this catchphrase?
George: No actually, it's gonna be Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
Ryan: Oh really?

Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 12, 2020

barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die 

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die by pussy bee October 28, 2019

high baseline 

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.

Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!

high baseline by moud February 20, 2023

Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience 

A popular phrase often used by ScreenRant's Pitch Meetings youtube videos. Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience is easy to use in a sentence as a fun gag.

Worst case scenario, the mandatory rewatch will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience by Royalgamer06 August 25, 2018