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bascuse me 

A really passive aggressive way of saying "excuse me".
At KFC a very large woman was in front of my sister in line. She orders a large bucket of chicken.

Guy at the counter: Is that for here or to go?

Woman: Bascuse me muthafucka?! You think I can eat a whole bucket of chicken by myself?!

Guy at the counter: Bitch I don't know your life!

- Overheard by Hannah
bascuse me by jusmo November 18, 2011
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bescuse me 

When you don't have enough time to say "Bitch, excuse me?!" 'casue this bitch is all up in your face, you say, "Bescuse me?!"
"Will that be for here or to go?"
"BESCUSE ME?! You think I'm gonna eat a whole bucket of fried chicken by myself?"
"Bitch, I don't know your life!"
bescuse me by artdyke September 9, 2014
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ba'scuse me 

a ghetto way to inquire 'but excuse me sir/miss'
"is that for here or to go?"
"Ba'scuse me?!?! does it look like im gonna eat that whole motherfuckering bucket of chicken on my own?!?!"

real life experience at KFC...
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