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Female: Wait who's dillon bartkus?
bartkus by dankydank March 29, 2004

clintoris bartussies

a chaotic group on tuatwt that focuses on the umbrella academy, which fruit is the gayest fruits, bullying middle aged men, warios' ass, how much we hate chem, and dead dave jokes
"the clintoris bartussies are at their insane agenda again"

"have you seen the new post from the clintoris bartussies account?"
The act of showing an extreamly anti-accepted creepy side; to creep; a creepy sidekick
Dude that's way to bartus for my liking! I should have never gone to boston.

Did you see that guy out there pulling a bartus?!

Yes I mean you....
Bartus by Night Creeper March 17, 2009
A dingus who has been placed in a managerial position. He is a self serving individual that exhibits narcissistic behaviors. He covers his lack of job knowledge and follow through by blame shifting to subordinates.

He retains his alpha dog status by discrediting the work of other managers he feels threatened by.

Character traits:
Insecurity
Male Chauvinism
Lack of Integrity
Disrespect to others in lower positions
Minimization of contribution by co-workers
Wear multiple faces.
That Barfkus treats employees, especially women, like second class citizens and never takes responsibility.
Barfkus by scorcese2 April 20, 2008
A dingus who has been placed in a managerial position. He is a self serving individual that exhibits narcissistic behaviors. He covers his lack of job knowledge and follow through by blame shifting to subordinates.

He retains his alpha dog status by discrediting the work of other managers he feels threatened by.
Character traits:
Insecurity
Male Chauvinism
Lack of Integrity
Disrespect to others in lower positions
Minimization of contribution by co-workers
Wear multiple faces.
Example:
That Barfkus treats employees, especially women, like second class citizens and never takes responsibility.
Barfkus by scorcese2 February 2, 2008
A girl who is stuck with whats left at closing time at the bar.
“Where’d Joe go?”

“Oh he left that that Bartush in the croptop.”
Bartush by OmegaXXI August 2, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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