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A totally excellent, far out righteous chill dude
dillon bartkus? He's a pretty chill guy.
bartkus by Nartkus March 31, 2004
Words you can keep
Female: Wait who's dillon bartkus?
bartkus by dankydank March 29, 2004

clintoris bartussies

a chaotic group on tuatwt that focuses on the umbrella academy, which fruit is the gayest fruits, bullying middle aged men, warios' ass, how much we hate chem, and dead dave jokes
"the clintoris bartussies are at their insane agenda again"

"have you seen the new post from the clintoris bartussies account?"
The act of showing an extreamly anti-accepted creepy side; to creep; a creepy sidekick
Dude that's way to bartus for my liking! I should have never gone to boston.

Did you see that guy out there pulling a bartus?!

Yes I mean you....
Bartus by Night Creeper March 17, 2009
A dingus who has been placed in a managerial position. He is a self serving individual that exhibits narcissistic behaviors. He covers his lack of job knowledge and follow through by blame shifting to subordinates.

He retains his alpha dog status by discrediting the work of other managers he feels threatened by.

Character traits:
Insecurity
Male Chauvinism
Lack of Integrity
Disrespect to others in lower positions
Minimization of contribution by co-workers
Wear multiple faces.
That Barfkus treats employees, especially women, like second class citizens and never takes responsibility.
Barfkus by scorcese2 April 20, 2008
A dingus who has been placed in a managerial position. He is a self serving individual that exhibits narcissistic behaviors. He covers his lack of job knowledge and follow through by blame shifting to subordinates.

He retains his alpha dog status by discrediting the work of other managers he feels threatened by.
Character traits:
Insecurity
Male Chauvinism
Lack of Integrity
Disrespect to others in lower positions
Minimization of contribution by co-workers
Wear multiple faces.

Example:
That Barfkus treats employees, especially women, like second class citizens and never takes responsibility.
Barfkus by scorcese2 February 2, 2008
A girl who is stuck with whats left at closing time at the bar.
“Where’d Joe go?”

“Oh he left that that Bartush in the croptop.”
Bartush by OmegaXXI August 2, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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