A penis that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. Very comical looking. Looks like a little tugboat that could. Also known as soup can dick. Popular names in Midwest with developmental disabilities.
They thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he's got barrel dick or soup can dick. Too short and painful too wide round. It would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.
by Cricket 007 December 4, 2015
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