barrel dick

A penis that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. Very comical looking. Looks like a little tugboat that could. Also known as soup can dick. Popular names in Midwest with developmental disabilities.

They thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he's got barrel dick or soup can dick. Too short and painful too wide round. It would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.

barrel dick by Cricket 007 March 11, 2016

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barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

barrel of dicks by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

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three dicks in a barrel

The three amigos, the three musketeers, three peas in a pod, huey, dewey and louie, the three stooges.
Three really good friends.

Oskar: come on we're like three dicks in a barrel

three dicks in a barrel by MustachioManio October 26, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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