barnacle cock 

a man s dilly bar with bumps on it

i chipped her teeth with my barnacle cock

barnacle cock by benthelmet January 29, 2007

cock barnacle 

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

cock barnacle by lanstopher March 5, 2009

Cock Barnacle 

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

Cock Barnacle by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

cock barnicle 

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

cock barnicle by Ganga July 3, 2005

Cock barnacles 

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

Cock barnacles by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015