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cock barnacle 

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(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
cock barnacle by lanstopher March 5, 2009
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Cock Barnacle 

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One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.
Cock Barnacle by Bill H Black July 21, 2005
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cock barnicle 

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The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.
You bloody fucking cock barnicle.
cock barnicle by Ganga July 3, 2005
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Cock barnacles 

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A guy with Herpes on his dick
"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"
Cock barnacles by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
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I mean I guess bro

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
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abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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