barnabus 

scientific name: barnabus j. sinclaire

a rat/cat/beaver/dog animal who must drink gasoline, get hit by a car, raped, and thrown in a lake, every day, just to survive. It is very rare and lives only in Norristown, Pennsylvania. Nobody knows what the j. stands for.

The barnabus can be easily identified by its distinctive mating call, "BARNA-BARNA-BARNABUS!!!"

barnabus by Norristonian April 18, 2004

barnabus 

a very stupid person and doesn't know how to spells words

person 1-dude how do you this problem

person2-why are you acting like a barnabus

barnabus by striker-1 June 2, 2018

Barnabus 

A Barnabus is a kind of person who keeps to themselves. They are usually very intelligent people and always try their best.

Barnabus is over there!

Barnabus by Jayfilms August 1, 2017

Barnabus Collins 

The de-facto definition of a Chode.

Rage Quits a game due to not understanding that a Trader labeled "FISH TRADER" Does not in fact but or sell anything but fish.

Barnabus Collins: "Left an ADA full of stuff with a key at the fish trader on Pripyat, free to first person that grabs it.. No fun for me when half the shit I looted is unsellable at any trader. Good luck with that."

Owner of the server: " Only fish stuff at Fish Trader, hence it's called Fish Trader"

Barnabus Collins by Mask_LES March 19, 2024

Barnabas

The hottest guy you'll ever lay eyes on he is an excellent candidate for a husband he is great with kids, has an exotic accent is very strong if your ever looking for a friend or partner so if you find yourself a barnabas consider yourself lucky because you just found a husband so you'd better be ready for marriage or a commitment, he is loving, gentle, kind and caring he will never cease to amaze you.

If you run into a barnabas consider yourself lucky because he is rare to find.

Barnabas by Ndjon93 August 31, 2017

barnabas

The hottest ever possible thing on the face of this earth
Has the most screwed up sense of humor and is a complete retard at times
A very good friend, but be careful never to betray him or be disappointed or you'll highly regret it

He's so weird! Like a barnabas
He's so queer and quintessentially barnabas

barnabas by fflyingfoxdddd September 19, 2013

Barnabas Woon 

Some may say call him banana Woon,
Some may call him baboon,
But he will always be our Barnabas Woon.

Mr Barnabas Woon is the best.

Barnabas Woon by Dr_Pakawat January 18, 2018