John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping,
goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to
goomba stomp on
the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.