baresque
baresque by AussieDinkum November 23, 2013
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bartesque
Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.
bartesque by jimmybone D June 24, 2011
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barsquetbol
Me: yeah we can’t go to the party sorry. We’re too tired
Kim: because you dumbarses were playing Barsquetbol!!!
Kim: because you dumbarses were playing Barsquetbol!!!
barsquetbol by blursedMrIncredible69 November 19, 2021
Babesque
To talk to your bitch in a baby-like manner. To speak to your significant other as if they are your baby.
Friend: Talk to dat bitch in babesque
Friend 2: Ard imma go try that shit
(Friend 2 goes and tries that shit)
Friend 2 lying in bed wit shawty: You like me?
Her: (rubs her nose against his) I like you.
Friend 2: You fuck wit me?
Her: (leans in closer) I fucks witchu.
Friend 2:… You think I’m the shit?
Her: (laughs) yeah, you the shit
Friend 2: Ard imma go try that shit
(Friend 2 goes and tries that shit)
Friend 2 lying in bed wit shawty: You like me?
Her: (rubs her nose against his) I like you.
Friend 2: You fuck wit me?
Her: (leans in closer) I fucks witchu.
Friend 2:… You think I’m the shit?
Her: (laughs) yeah, you the shit
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