Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.

1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.

Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

Brownie Batcher

Someones rectum. The butt.

Dude, I got to go use my brownie batcher

Brownie Batcher by Jack-Knob21 July 25, 2010

nom-de-bauchery 

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

bacher 

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

bacher by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

bancher 

Originating in Northern California, a Bancher is one who has mastered whatever it is they do.

That little bancher just kick-flipped a 28-stair.
That guy just got barreled for over a minute, what a bancher.

bancher by polobancher October 11, 2006

Baecher 

Teacher who is also Bae.

Miss Edwards is such a Baecher

Baecher by Reemerx September 3, 2015