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barbarian cream 

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it
Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!
barbarian cream by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Bavarian Cream 

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
Bavarian Cream by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

Bavarian Cream Pope 

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling
Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.
Bavarian Cream Pope by vurtcat April 30, 2005

bavarian cream 

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole
he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream
bavarian cream by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

bavarian cream pie 

Finishing inside during anal sex.
"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"
bavarian cream pie by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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