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A man with such a small weiner his future gay husband believed he was a women the entire time, he can not attain even the smallest amount of pussy and loves chugging semen on a daily basis, thus justifying the reason to which he couldn’t pass NNN for even half of a day. Andres eduardo Welch can not be within a 2 mile radius of a preschool because he showed his inverted weiner to a 7 year old in a public park bathroom, feeling no parental love he beats his Johnson a bit to much and can no longer produce anymore semen.
Man did you see andres he’s a bongoclit
bongoclit by IFearGod December 3, 2022

FBI BongoCat 

A cat that plays the bongo and says "FBI OPEN UP!"
OMG The FBI BONGOCAT IS HERE!!!😦😦😦
FBI BongoCat by BongoCat January 25, 2019

Bao Ngoc 

bao ngoc is a famous bitch in Viet Nam
Bao Ngoc by iamhereforfun November 25, 2021

bongocatto

A second name of (in art) bongocattoapo or jacopo, apo.
Is a mutherfucking little streamer, he love bongo and cats.
U can help us to find him a girlfriend.
If u are virgin, single but u love cats, osu and bongo you can define a bongocatto :3
Italian: Porca troia sembri bongocatto.
English: omg you look like a bongocatto.
bongocatto by Idkwhoiam-apo November 22, 2021

Bongoclap 

He is a fat bitch that has a micro dick and can’t pull any girls. He also sucks at everything he plays he weighs over 300 pounds and gets hard over seeing kindergartners. He also has negative rizz and when he tries to talk to girls they block him.
Bongoclap sucks at every game
Bongoclap by Bongoclapsuks December 27, 2022

Bongochad 

A somalian man who is too chad for anyone.
"Do you even know Bongochad?"
Bongochad by nilass December 19, 2024