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A man with such a small weiner his future gay husband believed he was a women the entire time, he can not attain even the smallest amount of pussy and loves chugging semen on a daily basis, thus justifying the reason to which he couldn’t pass NNN for even half of a day. Andres eduardo Welch can not be within a 2 mile radius of a preschool because he showed his inverted weiner to a 7 year old in a public park bathroom, feeling no parental love he beats his Johnson a bit to much and can no longer produce anymore semen.
Man did you see andres he’s a bongoclit
bongoclit by IFearGod December 3, 2022

Bongolicious 

adj.

1. having particularly tasty or noteworthy bongo beats

2. having or pertaining to bongos
"Daddy-O, that bongo jam is pretty bongolicious; can you dig?"
Bongolicious by fred4565 July 26, 2009

Bongalite 

Someone who rips lots of bongs. A proper bongalite would never role a zoot
Lets have a bongalite meeting
Bongalite by A bongalite god August 6, 2016

Bongchitis 

A term for a bad cough associated with smoking Marijuana.
Cough cough - The old Bongchitis is playing up again!
Bongchitis by Mr Rios D April 22, 2013
Where a woman’s clit is opened up and read
Grace got her booclit out and James read it
Booclit by GG Spice April 30, 2019

Bongchitis 

When filling bong with too much water and still smoking.Causing lungs to aquire droplets of water becoming bronchitis.
I filled my bong with too much water when i smoked. now i have bongchitis.
Bongchitis by IAtomskI August 17, 2014

Bongolina 

Adverb, A word to explain someone's reaction when something intensely awesome happens.
That guy just went Bongolina over his favorite team scoring a touchdown.
Bongolina by Greg Lepkoff December 21, 2009