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Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Bantom of the Opera

Someone who's banter is of theatrical standards and could entertain an audience for a good few hours.
'That bant there is worthy of you Being the Bantom of the Opera'
Bantom of the Opera by Hugo Moss 96 December 11, 2012

Bantomic bomb 

A banterific explosion of epic proportions!

An example of banter so destructive it rivals Hiroshima.
Did you see those mega lolz J Dog dropped earlier? It was a regular bantomic bomb, body parts everywhere!

banthorpe 

A massive wettie that cant be assed to try and be smart however he isn't that dumb. Also made Memeulous take a MASSIVE L when he dropped a fire diss-track on him.
danm he's such a banthorpe
banthorpe by Janky Jude January 19, 2018

Bantomime 

A long, or extended, period of banter.
After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."
Bantomime by the10footmidget October 30, 2011
A piece of signature banter you often experience with your mates. (From anthem)
A: Haha your mum's so gay, man!
B: Not as gay as your sister!
A: Bantercheque guys, this is totally our banthem.
banthem by Bantman June 14, 2015