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To ban and delete someone from a message board.
I will banlete that user for spamming.
banlete by Joshua Aaron October 22, 2007
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I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".
Baleted by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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A mix of the words ban and delete. Often used by administers and/or moderators as they have the power to do so. Balete originated from Homestar Runner, a popular flash site.
Please balete him before he causes anymore trouble.

She will be baleted as soon as possible for trying to hack our forums.
Balete by M.W.F. August 24, 2006

bandetest allies 

a christian millita that has bandetetest beleifes
I am part of the bandetest allies
to suspend or ban, as from a journalling service, a forum, or a message board. First popularized by user "ghaleon" on Blurty.com (and on other boards frequented by this individual) to describe the suspensions of asshats and n00bz, following the fiftieth Strong Bad email on Homestarrunner.com. Has been institutionalized on Blurty.com as a community in which official discussion of suspensions is carried out. Exclamatory form: BANLEETED!
"The asshat started another flamewar. BANLEETED!"
banleet by Patrick C. Griffin November 25, 2003

bandetest 

belief in a minimal goverment that has little control over the pepole and works better as a side goverment in a region
im a bandetest
bandetest by RED CYKA June 8, 2018
1. Strong Bad's Version Of Deleted.
Your website.. BALETED!
Baleted by Strong Bad Fan July 28, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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