an imaginary percussion instrument imagined by those suffering from extreme mental retardation, an Oedipus/Electra complex, and/or sever penile rejection.
When the triceratops invaded the African civilization, the tribe began to play the bangles to run the beast off.
by Manny Wrekshun September 09, 2010
Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.
by CoyoteJoe March 20, 2006
When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.
by Lev.your.best.life June 03, 2021
To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
by beckenbauer June 14, 2011
Mark: You see that pineapple over there?
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
by Merk99 February 03, 2011
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
by beckenbauer June 03, 2011