bang wood
To hang out in a gang together, to be part of a group or click. To be a member or best friend and spend a lot of time together hanging out. Spending a lot of time together.
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Bang My Wood
To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
Bang My Wood by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
Related Words
bang wood • Bang My Wood • bang on wood • Bang • Bang Chan • bang out • Bang Bang • bang on • bang it • bang piece
bang on wood
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
bang on wood by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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