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An extremely girly flinch. Someone who is so scared that you can't help but laugh at them.
If you fake throw a football at someone and they flinch so bad that they almost fall down, then they just Baney'd.
Baney by AFMMM April 23, 2009
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"Did you go to the party last night"
"Yea that shit was Baney"
Baney by Randomthot01 November 14, 2017
When you get caught with a THC product by your parents, who then smoke it up with you shortly afterwards.
That baney is so chill. I wish I could grow up to be like him.
Baney by Garbone69 January 18, 2019
Having absolutely no idea where you are at all times. Associated with people who stare at walls.
Brian is completely baneyed. He refuses to pick up his phone.
Baney by Thebest68 October 3, 2019
a word that describes ones unhealthy obsession for bacon
Bob: who the fuck ate my #1 with bacon?!?
Chris: haha that fag just pulled a Baney!!!
baney by napolean bone-apart February 12, 2008

Chris Baney 

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty
That girl is acting like Chris Baney
Chris Baney by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018