bandie bear 

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

bandie bear by stephany May 10, 2005

Build-a-bear Baddie

Definition: adj- Someone who fancies themselves a "baddie" after acquiring one or multiple cosmetic surgery/ies, such as breast/lip augmentations, Brazilian butt lift(BBL), liposuction etc.

She paid all of that money to be a build-a-bear baddie.

Build-a-bear Baddie by Mase232 January 13, 2024

Beard Bandit 

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

Beard Bandit by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Bum Beard Bandit 

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

Bum Beard Bandit by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019