bandie bear 

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

bandie bear by stephany May 10, 2005

Build-a-bear Baddie

Definition: adj- Someone who fancies themselves a "baddie" after acquiring one or multiple cosmetic surgery/ies, such as breast/lip augmentations, Brazilian butt lift(BBL), liposuction etc.

She paid all of that money to be a build-a-bear baddie.

Build-a-bear Baddie by Mase232 January 13, 2024

Beard Bandit 

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

Beard Bandit by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Bum Beard Bandit 

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

Bum Beard Bandit by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004